The following is a transcript of Wednesday’s press conference after being translated by the Belichicoder V2.0, a device I invented which can take the words of Bill Belichick and determine what he would have really said had he actually been telling the truth. BB: Well, just when you think the season is really going to start kicking into high gear, the Dolphins come to town and we have to try and figure out a way to actually pay close attention to the game film and how we are going to approach building up a team that was terrible last year and might actually be worse this year. You look up and see that Taylor and Thomas are no longer part of that defense and everybody on this side of the field suddenly has far fewer skidmarks in their underwear come Monday morning. To tell you the truth, I might have given Tom the week off anyways to go see his kid or something, but now he’s practically in a body cast and more depressed than a Democrat after the whole Palin thing at the republican convention, so that’s where we are at this time. More…